Tame The Beast, Tend the Flame

✨ The Experience

Welcome to Cougar Puberty—that wild season of perimenopause where stress hormones roar, patience thins, and your nervous system feels like it’s always bracing for the next hit.

This program is a 12-week acupuncture + ritual immersion designed to calm the cortisol storm, restore nervous system balance, and support your hormones with the depth they deserve.

Together, we’ll begin with a sound bowl + ear acupuncture circle at La Shala Well and move through:
🌿 12 weekly acupuncture treatments
🔥 Custom herbal formulas before & after each session
🌀 Weekly nervous system “hacks” + rituals you can practice at home
💌 Gentle guidance through curated podcasts, Lala’s Wellness product spotlights, and personal stories from my own healing journey
🤲 A private WhatsApp group for connection and sacred sharing

This is not just another wellness program. It’s a container for transformation—a space to feel safe, steady, and supported as you come out of the hormone fog and reclaim your true nature.

🌸 What You’ll Gain

• A clear path out of the hormone fog so you can feel like yourself again

• Tools to interrupt the stress-hormone hijack cycle

• A personal and practical understanding of your rhythms and physiology

• A deeper relationship with your body’s wisdom and yin nourishment

• The ability to receive, not just brace, as you navigate perimenopause and beyond

💫 The Details

Program Length: 12 weeks (September 22nd-Dec 8th)

Treatment Days: Acupuncture Available Tues, Wed, Friday (flexible other days of the week to accommodate you) Add on's available per session at 10% off. 

Email Course: Delivered Sunday's for less stress. 

What's App Group: Available 24/7. 

Location: PDX Acupuncture at La Shala Well, Portland, OR 97217

Group Size: 6 women only (intimate and high-touch)

Investment: $1,699( monthly payment plan available $567/3months)

Regular Price: $1909 12 acupuncture visits (55min each) - $1,500 + Daily Cortisol and Hormone Email Course $299, What's App group - Free!, Custom Herbal Formula Consult (herbs not included)- $75.00, Sound Bowl Session $35. 

BONUS! 20% off all of Lala's Wellness Products